Let's Play: Conquistadorio
0Imagine if you will: you're dead, chilling in your coffin chatting it up with your other buried buds, only to be dug up and tossed out of the ground with your coffin being destroyed in the process? Well good news: whether you can or not, that's the intro to this game!
You are an undead conquistador who's just trying to get back in the ground, and everything seems hell-bent on stopping you. Oh and some robo-skeleton took your favorite flag, which you simply cannot abide. In order to get it back you will have to traverse a very weird and surreal world solving a collection of puzzles that may only some times make any goddamned sense in their solutions.
This game is very stylish. I really enjoy the visuals and conception of it all. I like the no-dialog approach to story-telling, as well as the games use of actual text to explain the items you collect. With that being said, the hint system is frustrating (and patronizing, really), the puzzles difficulty swing wildly, and the solutions are extremely moon-logic-y. It's extremely frustrating that this feels so much like an old-school adventure game for all the wrong reasons.
Game info: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2472550/Conquistadorio/
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