Let's Play, Fire Emblem: Three Houses Ep. 59 "Tales From the Red Canyon"
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PROFESSOR SHANNON'S REPORT CARD
(Ranking both personal investment and stupid jokes)
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S RANK
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Sothis: You know baby girl... I think i'm ok with living here eventually when we get all ghost loli goddess magical muffin married or whatever I don't know how it works in the mind palace and such. But I'm just saying.. its quiet but hey I think it'll be cool with you around! Tho if we do this we gotta see about not getting attacked in the woods by giant wolfs and such... its a real mood killer.... what the hell am I even talking about at this point...
Mercedes: PLS DON'T FIGHT YOU LOVE HER
Edelgard: "LETS SPY ON THE PROFESSOR... ALL 20 OF US" Byleth and sothis gotta be blind as hell to not notice a whole school's worth of friendos following them...
Bernie: Why she so good tho
Flayn: I always want to SEA more of you, haha... funny joke... I guess, i'm sorry this was awful forgive me Flayn.
Dorothea: A legitimately great soul and friend. Also... hat. Also lightning hands
A RANK
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Lady Rhea: Just watching teens beat each other up.. as one does
Ingrid: THE LANCE OF DOOM.. and... sadness. Dimitri why
Annette: PLS DONT FIGHT YOU LOVE HER
Anna:
B RANK
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Petra: IS ALWAYS GOOD TIME HAVE DRINK WITH LADY OF COOLNESS
Hubert: Just.. being a freak again as he is want to do.
Manuela: … if she asks i'm still not back yet
Seteth: its ok bud calm your heart she's fine...… after a whole lot of healing
Shamir: She probably been tsun waiting for me to return... her and her fantastic ass hair
Alois: MY FAVORITE KNIGHT BOI
Catherine: Meow.... sorry Catherine i'm running out of things to say =/
C RANK
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Claude: My roguish boi
Dad Master General Jeralt: My Dadish Dad
Hanneman: My Mustachish Mustache
Lysithea: hey baby girl she just lookin out for ya, she a fan of your magical ass. Take that how you will... take that how she will.... Edelgard knows what's up is what i'm saying.
Marianne: …… PLS BABY GIRL I"M HERE, BE MY FRIEND!!
Ashe: ...you too son
Hilda: Axe Lass don't play
D RANK
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Dimitri: Lance boi don't play EVEN MORE THAN AXE LASS DON'T PLAY
Linhardt: *snore*
Ferdinand: Hey FERDIE!
Caspar: CASPAAAAAAR PUUUUUUNCH
Leonie: ....
Cyril: Sup my guy, lets kick it or something
NOT MY STUDENTS BUT WOULD TOTALLY STEAL RANK
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Literally everyone!
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!NO SPOILERS PLEASE BY THE WAY!
Hey, Hi, Ho, and Howdy students and professors!
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