Let's Play, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Episode 9 "I am the BEST Teacher!"
SUB SPECIAL POLL! (Running through to September 1st)
https://linkto.run/p/U52VU7N4
Tell me I'm not the best professor... go ahead.. lie directly to my face!
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PROFESSOR SHANNON'S REPORT CARD
(Ranking both personal investment and stupid jokes)
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S RANK
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Sothis: I'd like to change my answer to your first question Sothis… I'm no mortal... I am... The Best Damn Teacher EVER! (registered and Trademarked)
A RANK
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Lady Rhea: And Seteth was worried you made the wrong choice, you are an amazing judge of character.
Edelgard: Don't worry Edelgard, we'll get you some perfect classes here soon!
B RANK
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Dorothea: I intend to teach you the ways of Thor-othea…. Doro-thor-a..... We need to work on the name...
Bernadetta: YOU DID IT KID!
C RANK
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Claude: …….. betcha Manuela aint out here getting you guys these perfects ey Claude?
Dad Master General Jeralt: "Son you're the greatest teacher that's ever lived... I'm... Proud of you".... is what Jeralt says to me in my dreams...
Hanneman: Your mustache may be perfect Hanneman… but... what bout those teaching skills?
Petra: …. i'm not an English teacher though so.... I might not be able to help Petra as much as I wish I could... or. wait... Fodlan..ian…. What are we calling this language here?
Flayn: "Who's your favorite... MINE IS FISH!"...….. I've really put flayn in a box here haven't I...… I should fix this... also... can I put Flayn in my class... Seteth you mind I snag yo muffin? I want ya muffin... and she wants FIIIISH. Why have I done this..?
D RANK
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Dimitri: We've established Hanneman's Failures already....
Manuela: Maybe if ya wasn't so busy trying to pick up sweet boys all over the place, you might be out here giving perfect classes
Lindhardt: So help me my son if you sleep in my class....
Ferdinand: I'm the best teacher but he... is.... FERDINAND VON AIGER
Caspar: I can teach you much... can you teach me how to pull off blue hair?
Hubert: "Can we have a lesson on why Edelgard is better than your shit waifus?"
Shamir: WhO ArE YoU??
Seteth: We gotta deal with these shananigans Seteth… can't have people picking on folks... I say we institute the death penalty.... You don't think Rhea will mind right?
NOT MY STUDENTS BUT WOULD TOTALLY STEAL RANK
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Raphael: Big boi, good boi.
Marianne: Blue shy lass.
Hilda: Lazy, Pink, Great name. Das a win.
Mercedes: ...and I must teach Mercedes..
Annette: Also wants Mercie's Sweets... that's definitely not a euphemism... it's a little hot though.... I mean like.. NO I MEAN LIKE BAKING.... BUN IN THE OV- NO I DON'T... STOP!
Ingrid: like the style and name.
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!NO SPOILERS PLEASE BY THE WAY!
Hey, Hi, Ho, and Howdy students and professors!
It's time we put on our fantasy teacher pants, grab our friendly neighborhood time travel loli, and pick a house to make our home in #FireEmblem #ThreeHouses!
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Zinnia’s Theme Remix by Emdasche
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