Let's Read The Eye of Argon with Friends 01: Grignr the Ecordian
304In an ancient time there was a legendary warrior, a master of the sword and wise in the ways of the world. Wandering a land wrought with peril and forgotten evils, he seeks a land to rule as his own, putting all who oppose him to the sword. His adventures were many, his accomplishments even more-so. All learned to fear and respect his name, for he was Conan the Cimmerian.
Unfortunately, this story is not about Conan.
This is the story of Grignr the Ecordian, a mostly inept and barely clad-warrior who stumbles through the lands avoiding thrown feet and engaging in what the author thinks barbarians did. Along the way he's going to encounter implausible scenarios made worse by bad grammar, the true antagonist of the story.
So sit back and relax as me, Helloween4545 and Sirrufert delve into the maddening world of the Noregolian Empire, a place logic has abandoned in place of poorly worded madness.
Please note this has video has strong language. It also contains terrible language.
If for some reason you would like to read along, here is a link to the text:
http://ansible.uk/misc/eyeargon.pdf
Credit for the image used in the video goes to Rufert, hastily drawn out of need to have a cow throwing a foot at our sword-wearing protagonist.
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