Let's try that again | Mars Horizon episode 3
581It didn't go great for Candice. The first gazelle in space didn't quite make it. I've decided that a slightly smaller member of the animal kingdom is a far better space traveler, one with a greater likelihood of surviving a water-based landing. This is Mars Horizon and I'm trying to not blow up all my rockets.
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(*) - Today's secret: One more episode to come.
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