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The LITERAL Dead Island Trailer, a zombie parody video about what happens when couples fight during the zombie apocalypse.
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LITERAL Dead Island Riptide Trailer
Lyrics:
Space logo in the rough,
add polish to reveal...
Deep Silver.
Heartbeat, then pause for too long.
Techland's jealous of their screen time.
Darkness, acoustic guitar.
They're out so far away from home
but they have each other, a tiny guitar,
and a cameraman whose not afraid to take a risk
to get the shot he wants!
At least the ominous
horizon's behind them.
They must have turned around.
They won't forget this moment.
'cause they'll only be alive
for a couple more.
He offers up his tear absorbent thumb.
Can this moment last forever?
No. Of course not.
"Girl, I wanna ask you something...
even with all these people watching...
Will you maybe hold my lighter?"
"F*#% YOU!"
"What? Oh you thought that...
Oh my God! No! Sorry!"
"It's cool, I'll just blow you..." "Um." "up!"
"Oh yeah."
"Oh you thought that...
Oh my God! No! Sorry!"
Pan up
to an angry window-shopping zombie.
He's at the front of the line.
Store's open, he let the breeze in.
Could you warm it up?
The undead get rather cold
why don't we demonstrate
our handheld heaters?
Cut to Black Friday
shoppers are the worst
when demand exceeds supply,
so usually, when there's a fire sale...
It's a pun.
At least there was only one...
Look on the bright side!
AHHH!
There's another one...
Dead Island Riptide
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