Lumosity - LPI FAIL - 273
0Hello, and welcome back to Lumosity!
Did you know these description take as much time to write on average as the episode takes to record? Its true! And Lumosity descriptions are the worst offenders for this too, requiring several original thoughts and great detail, like right here for example!
Highlights of Today's Training:
- No stupid original thoughts here fortunately. Oh wait….
- Speed Match Overdrive, a game more requiring of discerning precision than its underdrive counterpart; featuring partial matches, but retaining total FAILs!
- Color Match, a game made dramatically easier by staring at the left box! That poor right box, never any respect. Forever doomed to peripheral vision. *sniff* If the text on the left matches the color on the right, yell “yes!” If the text matches your hair, that duck, or anything not displayed on the right, yell “no!” If you’re in a library, you soon won’t be!
- Speed Pack, a game simulating the hectic and frenzied disastrous terror of packing at the last second, literally!
- Brain Shift Overdrive, It's kinda like Brain Shift, except there's more "shift"ing! And more subject changing!¡
- Disillusion, a game where we match shapes or colors to take a jigsaw puzzle APART!
Lowlights of Today's Training:
- My LPI has seen better days, paradoxically particular in those before its existence.