Lumosity - To Influence the Influential - 342
0Hello, and welcome back to Lumosity!
If you're here because the title is weird, um… hi!
Highlights of Today's Training:
- Lost in Migration, a game where birds fly only in banks of 90º, fly straight up, or nosedive! Seventy-five percent of the time one will be doing something the others are not, but manages to be smack dab in the middle of them one hundred percent of the time; sometimes on a collision course! All we have to do is remind that birdbrained bird that going against traffic is a stupid idea, even for a bird. Arrow keys are involved.
- Memory Match Overload, a game similar to Memory Match, and thusly, Speed Match, except that I somehow manage to WIN after only a few retries! And there’s fruit! Plus there's even MORE memorizing! You could almost say that it's… mesmerizing! Palm, meet Face. The observant and me will notice that I should have written “I” instead of “me”. They will also notice that this game’s title does not contain the word “Overdrive”.
- Chalkboard Challenge, a game taking place in a simulated school *vomits* environment where we should supposedly use quantitative reasoning to compare simple algebraic values! Ha! Obviously I just guess lel.
- Disillusion, a game where we match shapes or colors to take a jigsaw puzzle APART!
- Memory Matrix, welcome to The Matrix, a dark simulated place whence you may never return! Wait, not that matrix. Ah, Algebra II, we meet again. No, not that one either. No, this matrix has something to do with memory; something like… Fudge? Oh wait, I'm having a brain wave; yes, the first in years! No, it's gone. Oh well, back to being forgetful. I don't know what this game is about; why don't you just watch the episode already? Maybe it has something to do with remembering the locations of squares on a matrix, or something? Nah, never mind…
Lowlights of Today's Training:
- I don't influence many people very much, and those I inadvertently do, have met or are destined for the same fate.
- It's hard to believe Lumosity looked like this at the end once, but it did. It really did.