Game:

Metal Slug: Mobile Impact (2005)

Duration: 27:47

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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

* The game is completely devoid of music, sound effects, or even a pointless option to give the illusion that sound exists somewhere.

* The control scheme is not only dodgy as all hell (shooting up is located at the bottom of the numpad?), but the responsiveness is positively woeful.

* The firing speed is unbearably slow, rendering even the simplest of threats a drawn-out battle of patience.

* And the collision detection stinks, particularly when it comes to knifing things.

* And the game is unfathomably depressing.

* And ... look, just don't play the game. Don't play it, don't touch it, don't even acknowledge it. Just move on with your life.

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