Mine Life-In-Craft - Minecraft Parody of Beach Life in Death by Car Seat Headrest
2,210Lyrics from my txt file:
Last night i hopped into the server and i thought about you
there were torches by the river that led me to your house
the mobs were spawning cuz it was nighttime
as i headed to your house i pulled my sword out
it was almost dayttime when i got to your house
i saw the 50 block tall structure you called your house
i opened the door and saw it
the stove of burning nettherrack
and when you joined the game i was so excitable
when we started building our cabin
i wanted to build a floor out of glowstone
but then you had looked at me funny
i had to scratch that idea and leave
the exe still on my PC
took a few days to get my head straight
started thinkin about your house again
what should i do (play minecraft)
what should i do (play terraria)
what should i do (play roblox)
what should i do (mine some ores)
Where can I go? (Go to the nether)
Where can I go? (To a server)
Where can I go? (go to the end)
Where can I go? (play the game)
I played "Terraria" when i thought you had school
I played "Murder Miners" when i knew you had school
I played "Minecraft" well it wasnt with you
But it couldve been, i wish it coulve been
I spent a week in this stupid server
and came back to find you at spawn
I spent a week mining ores
and came back to find you all gone.
I pretended i was dumb when playing games with friends
I never play games with my friends
we were all on discord
and i laughed and changed the subject
she said "what's with this block motif"
i said "Do you have something against bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooocks"
we were gamers.... oh god
I am almost completely oreless
I am incapable of being a miner
i am incapable of play games
I am mining uncontrollably
It should Mining and Building
as a friend of mine suggested
cuz those are the 2 main gameplays
but notch thought that was stupid
its not enough to mine this redstone
I am inseparable from minecraftia
I want diamonds to show for me
i mine ores, with courage fighting mobs of nature
i want a new game
i want a game, to be fun, for me
i want a game, i want the next block building vidiya
I DONT WANT TO PLAY MINE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAFT
I DONT WANT TO MINE FOR OBSIDIAAAAAAAAAAAAN
I MINED ORES UNTIL YOU SAW ME
Last night I wanted to mine some diamonds
i woke and i was mining diamonds
its been 10 years, since we first played
I dont know if, you forgot me yet
do you have any diamonds
we can use to build some tools i am
running out of ore to mine and i
we said we hated minecraft
we wanted to play minecraft
we said we hated minecraft
we wanted to play minecraft
Play more minecraft, feel empty
Play more minecraft, feel empty
Play more minecraft, feel empty
a book of minecraft tips and tricks corrupted me in youth
and now i wanna mine some ores
and you're in love with a dumb miner
thank god for the wooden planks and, and
fuck notch that theyre wooden planks i am
running out things to craft and iiiiiiii
and pretty soon you'll find some nice young
minecrafter with big hair and one capital "C" inside their name
and you can play games with him all night
and say "hey ma, this is a gamer"
we said we hated minecraft
we wanted to play minecraft
we said we hated minecraft
we wanted to play minecraft
Play more minecraft, feel empty
Play more minecraft, feel empty
Play more minecraft, feel empty
inside your house
when they join the server my dude
you can give them diamonds that you mined
Last night I wanted to mine some diamonds
i woke and i was mining some diamonds
you joined tha game
i joined tha game when you joined the game
you checked the map, and i hoped it was for me
your were all looking around and i hoped it was for me
i hoped you were joining just to seee me
the gamers saw it coming
you can see that they liked to ply stuff
in the games that they showed their children
but they just wanted to play fortnite
they said games can be frightening
but the children were not listening and
the children consumed everything
in the fortnite lore and transactions
when they finally found their home
at the tilted towers
and then everyone grew up
realized that battle royales suck
but there are lots of games out in the sea
there are lots of blocks in ender chests
and they belong to you and me
visit servers, mine with me
oh PLEASE LEMME USE YOUR COAL
ILL BUILD TORCHES IN THE SUMMER
You have a real nice skin
I had a creeper death.
I MINED ORES UNTIL YOU SAW ME
I MINED ORES TILL THE MORNING
I MINED ORES UNTIL YOU SAW ME
I MINED ORES TILL THE MORNING
I MINED ORES UNTIL YOU SAW ME
I MINED ORES TILL THE MORNING
I MINED ORES UNTIL YOU SAW ME
I MINED ORES TILL THE MORNING
HOWS THE CAVE, HOWS YOUR DIAMONDS
WE'RE TOO DUMB TO BUILD BRICKS
Thanks for listening.