Monkey Island 3: The Curse of Monkey Island - Playthrough - Part 3
0Part 3: Three Sheets to the Wind
We engage in some ship to ship combat as well as some insult sword fighting on the ships.
NORMAL INSULTS AND COMEBACKS LIST
Insult: Every enemy I've met I've annihilated! Reply: With your breath, I am sure they all suffocated.
Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee. Reply: Do I look THAT much like your fiancée?
Insult: Killing you would justifiable homicide. Reply: Then killing you would be justifiable fungicide.
Insult: You're the ugliest monster ever created! Reply: If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Insult: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet! Reply: When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless filet.
Insult: Would you like to be buried or cremated? Reply: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
Insult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified. Reply: At least mine can be identified.
Insult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated. Reply: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
Insult: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay. Reply: You would have, but you were always running away.
Insult: I'll hound you night and day! Reply: Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
Insult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated! Reply: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Insult: En garde, touché! Reply: Oh that is so cliché.
Insult: Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated! Reply: Too bad they're all fabricated.
Insult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified. Reply: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
Insult: You can't match my witty repartee. Reply: I could if you would use some breath spray.
Insult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died! Reply: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
ROTTINGHAM'S INSULTS AND REPLY LIST
Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated! Reply: With your breath, I am sure they all suffocated.
Insult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei. Reply: Do I look THAT much like your fiancée?
Insult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied! Reply: Then killing you would be justifiable fungicide.
Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated. Reply: If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Insult: Your lips look like they belong to the catch of the day. Reply: When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless filet.
Insult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted or decapitated! Reply: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
Insult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified! Reply: At least mine can be identified.
Insult: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated. Reply: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
Insult: I have never lost in mêlée. Reply: You would have, but you were always running away.
Insult: You'll find I'm dogged to my prey! Reply: Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated. Reply: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Insult: Your mother wears a toupee. Reply: Oh that is so cliché.
Insult: My skills with the sword are highly venerated. Reply: Too bad they're all fabricated.
Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified. Reply: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
Insult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away. Reply: I could if you would use some breath spray.
Insult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide. Reply: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
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