Mortal Blitz (Playstation VR) REVIEW
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
Resident lunatic O.C.G here with another rambling, incoherent, hilarious review for MORTAL BLITZ. I assume you've heard of it? You haven't? Well, you have now!
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Game: Mortal Blitz (2017)
Platforms: Playstation 4, Playstation VR, Oculus Rift
Review Written, Edited & Performed by Joseph Helsing
Music by Luke Barratt
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