My Top 4 Weird Video Game Crushes
675You ever have a crush one someone you shouldn't? I mean someone you really, really shouldn't? I know that feeling....
Architect source video by DanaDuchy: http://youtu.be/sFvkTGIO76s
The Architect: Dragon Age Awakening
The Architect is a Darkspawn, which is a creature that comes out of this.
[Picture of brood mother]
His calm demeanor and deep voice makes me feel an odd sense of attraction to him. I mean does he even have the necessary bits to consummate our love? I have no idea. But I’m sure we could work it out. We could definitely run some test in his elaborate underground dungeons. He can put a little bit of his taint in me any day.
Sarah Kerrigan: Star Craft 2, Heart of the Swarm
Sarah, the Queen of Blades, can be a little crazy. Yes she kills millions when she’s feeling a bit revenge-y, but to be fair she was trying to avenge the death of her boyfriend. And if there is one thing I can appreciate in a spouse, it’s loyalty.
Even so, she makes mass murder look good. Ruthless and an amazing war tactician, she rocks her Swarm Dreads and Unnecessary Insectoid heels. She is more than welcome to forcibly impregnate me with one of her children.
[scene where she impregnates the what’s it called]
The Groom: Outlast Whistle Blower
Sure he’s chasing you around with the intention of mutilating your body so he can marry you, but who doesn’t want to feel wanted? He’s a little kinky, which will certainly keep married life exciting. Yes he’s murdered hundreds of people before he met me, but that is in the past. I can fix him!
Hermaeus Mora: Skyrim Dragonborn DLC
Oh my. A Cthulu like creature made of slithering tentacles? Yes please. This Deadric Princes’ oblivion realm is filled with naughty whips and creatures with Yonic themes. He’s got everything a woman could want. Being the Deadric Prince of Knowledge means he knows all the weird stuff. He can have eternity to learn my flesh.
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