Draco accidentally broke his old keyboard after spilling Mountain Dew Game Fuel all over his old one which caused some of the buttons to stick. He attempted to pop the keys off to clean it... but that only made matters worse when the keys wouldn't click back into place. To replace the broken one he shows off a $2 find at the thrift store: a brand new keyboard!
He also found a meat tenderizer? We don't know what this device is but Draco seems to think it's meant to be used on strip steaks and whatnot. You could also put it on a BattleBot, according to him. It's undeniably cool though. And dangerous!