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Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

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When the *Team Fortress 2 mercs* were dropped into the irradiated wasteland of the Mojave, they knew Vault 22 wasn’t just another payload map — it was a deathtrap filled with spores and green, glowing corpses. The *Heavy**, ever the cornerstone of defense, lugged in *Sasha freshly retrofitted with *5mm AP rounds* dipped in *RadAway**, swearing it’d “make plant-men go poof.” The **Medic**, cackling like he’d just found a new patient in the **Sierra Madre**, brewed a hybrid **Medigun/Auto-Doc Mk II**, powered by **energy cells* and a *fission battery* salvaged from *REPCONN Headquarters**. Meanwhile, the **Engineer* set up *level 3 sentries* fortified with *pulse grenades* and *turret armor plates* from *Big Mountain**, ensuring anything leafy or glowing got turned into mulch faster than you could say *“Ain’t that a kick in the head.”

Out in the lower hydroponics, the *Scout* darted through clouds of spores, wielding a *custom 10mm SMG* scavenged from *Fiend territory* and a *Jet inhaler* for that extra edge in speed. His *Bonk! Atomic Punch* was now brewed with *Nuka-Cola Quantum**, giving him that trademark blue glow and the agility of a **Cazador on Psycho**. The **Sniper**, perched up near the overseer’s office, lined up shots with a **Gauss Rifle* upgraded using *Jury Rigging**, muttering about how he’d “popped more heads than the NCR at Bitter Springs.” Even the **Spy* got in on the fun, swapping his *Revolver* for a *Silenced .22 Pistol* and blending in with *Stealth Boys* stolen from a **Brotherhood of Steel bunker**, slipping between the mutated flora like a ghost from **Black Mountain Radio**.

When the spores started to sing like “Johnny Guitar” through the intercom, things got messy. The *Pyro**, ever unpredictable, torched the growths with a **Flamer* modified using *Flame Tank Reinforcement* mods and *Incendiary Ammo* recipes from *The Gun Runners**, laughing as Vault 22’s gardens turned to ash. The **Demoman**, drunk on **Sunset Sarsaparilla* and armed with *Thump-Thump**, cackled as he collapsed the vault’s lower floors shouting, “Boom to the Bloom!” In the end, the vault fell — the spores burned, the roots crushed, and the terminals fried by a well-placed **Mini-Nuke* from a stolen *Fat Man**. As the team walked out into the desert night under the soft hum of **New Vegas Radio**, the **Soldier* saluted the burning vault and bellowed, “Mission accomplished, boys — liberty is irradiated!”


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