Ode to Expensive Bottled Water

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Published on October 9, 2016 8:26:55 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7ZzxwwkXXo

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Piano by Lucas King: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqlB2E0mZkQ
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Norwegian water
bottled in glass
Half-arsed attempt
To present class
But really just a
Farce to pass
An extortion so crass
From those surpassed
In their vast
balls of brass
But tis in fact scarce
In moral impasse
For merely meeting demands
Of the snooty jackarse
Eating green grass
And smoking foie gras

Truly, you gotta respect the bastards
Gaming capitalism like a true master
To plaster store shelves vast amounts
Of God's precious water
Draining money like a greedy pastor
Or a second rate podcaster

But really, if we were to meter
How much a mistreater
Are these pack-a lie bleaters
On what a scale from m
mean tweeter
To wife-beater
Are these purveyors of aqua
At Five bucks a litre

Well, if you’re unwilling to lie to thyself
if you’re too high
To apply a keen eye
That this shit falls from the sky
Yet you’re happy to buy
That which in vast oversupply

Then you’re a thick fucking twat.

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