Rambo - Part 1: Objectum Sexuality - MCIHAD
2A Pissed off Sega CD put a baby in the tummy of a copy of Area 51 while the UHF signal carrying a Sylvester Stallone marathon was blasted through the newly formed zygote of that unholy union. The resultant Unfortunate Being is Rambo arcade, which we posit (in an instance of surprisingly believable attempt at Joke Time) to be the the target of a lurid romantic overture. Hard to understand? You bet! But we all have debts that come due in this blighted world, and in our case here today its a tax to be paid in the form of intellectual labor as we try to comprehend that nature of a world in which one may have romantic ambitions toward a copy of Rambo: the arcade cabinet.
Outro music: Night of the Drowned - Dream Cave
Courtesy of Epidemic Sound