Ranking Every Mario Kart World Track by How Safe It Is

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Published on July 10, 2025 5:00:29 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evzsr3jcGQ0

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Mario Kart is dangerous, so I put on my safety inspector hat once again to rank every Mario Kart World track by how safe it is.

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00:00 Intro
00:35 Mario Bros. Circuit
01:35 Crown City
02:58 Whistlestop Summit
03:25 DK Spaceport
04:15 Desert Hills
04:55 Shy Guy Bazaar
05:30 Wario Stadium
06:08 Airship Fortress
06:44 DK Pass
07:14 Starview Peak
07:55 Sky-High Sundae
08:28 Wario Shipyard
09:12 Koopa Troopa Beach
09:42 Faraway Oasis
10:25 Peach Stadium
11:01 Peach Beach
11:34 Salty Salty Speedway
12:09 Dino Dino Jungle
12:38 Great ? Block Ruins
13:20 Cheep Cheep Falls
13:50 Dandelion Depths
14:31 Boo Cinema
15:17 Dry Bones Burnout
15:46 Moo Moo Meadows
16:16 Choco Mountain
16:54 Toad's Factory
17:38 Bowser's Castle
18:16 Acorn Heights
19:00 Mario Circuit
19:23 Rainbow Road
20:29 Results/Outro

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