RETURN THIS GAME! A Funny Returnal Review for PC and PS5
5A funny Returnal Review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.
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Transcript: Returnal? More like Return to Walmart but oh no they won’t accept it because I already opened the box so now I’m out 70 bucks.
Look, I don’t care if I’m spoiling the ending for you, because I feel everybody who wants to buy this game should know the ending is bad. Really bad. As in makes no sense, tries to be smart and deep and thought provoking but ends up snorting too much shit from sniffing its own ass to get terminal ammonia poisoning. I like the idea of a big budget roguelike but in any Sisyphean cycle it’s important the eventual payoff is worth the effort. This garbage is not. Go play Hades instead.