Rex Viper : Unreleased Song Demo leaked by Kieran "Bald and Proud" AVGN Cinemassacre Truth Bimmy
Lyrics:
-Once had a full head of rock and roll hair
But now it's thinning, it's starting to wear
But I won't let it bring me down, no way
Cause there's heroes out there who rock the bald look, yeah
Agent 47, sneaky assassin in the night (ooh-yeah)
Dr. Eggman, genius with a wicked fight (oh yeah)
Karnov, the fire-breathing strongman, alright (all-right)
Sagat, Muay Thai champion with all his might (oh-oh-oh)
Bald Bull, boxer known for his powerful punch (yeah-yeah) Soda Popinski, won't mess with this Russian hunch (oh, whoa-oh)
Kratos, the god of war, bald and fierce (whoa-oh-oh)
They prove being bald is the ultimate veneer (oh-oh-oh)
Bald and proud, we stand together
Embracing the shine, no need for cover
Rocking the look, like air!
James is losing his hair, big bald spot on his head
But he's still crankin' out complaints about those videogames
He's got the highest score, but he's got no mane
But that won't stop him from whining, it's his claim to fame, yeah
Pixelated meltdown, he's on a rampage
Throwing controllers, he's in a fit of rage
But he's still the king of the virtual domain James may be bald, but he's got a game to blame (ooh-yeah)
I know we all miss Mike Matei
Just like his hair , we couldn't make him stay, but hey wouldn't you be the same
and just wanna spend all day
with Erin plays?
I really think Mike might be the smartest one there.
And wow I was surprised too when I found out he still owns part of the company.
What a gangsta , not to mention he's got a big package , I mean like way to go dude , wow and you still got your hair Mike!