Soba Bowl IV - Britannian Mad House
4Soba Bowl IV's winning skit!
This round features a collage of The Empire, ILiekSwordz and TenimyuRR to bring you a cast of Code Geass characters in a quirky game show.
Script is copyright of Aki, Owen and whoever else helped to write the damn thing. Certain lines exempt, naturally.
Starring the debut of Marisa! (Kekeke...)
Filmed by the lovely Mad Hatter, who also won the cosplay contest! :D
Schneizel: And we're back! To those of you who are just joining us now, in this session of Britannia Mad House, Team Minorities are currently in the lead x amount of points. What do the other teams have to say for themselves?
Gino: Does this cape make me look fat?
Schneizel: Very.
Schneizel: I didn't mean it dear*
Shnei: Does the other team have anything to say?
Charles: Suck it Trebeck, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! *immature Monty Python Frenchman taunting.*
Schneizel: One, my name is Schneizelzel, two, my mother was your wife, and three: you're my father!
Charles: AND I SMELL OF ELDERBERRIES.
Gino: Does anyone know where Team Flexible is?
Xing Ke: You mean Suzaku and Lelouch? They are in a closet.
Everyone but Team Royals: What?
Nunally: Yes, nii-san kept saying: it's too big, it's too big!
Everyone:
Nunally: I think they were trying on clothes.
Xing Ke: ... uuuuuuugh. Britannians...
Schneizel: does the leading team have anything to say?
Charles: SUCK IT TRE-
Schneizel: YOU'RE NOT THE LEADING TEAM. SHUT UP.
Xing Ke: I am honored to represent the Chinese Federation.
Nunally: This wagon has splinters...
Schneizel: That's nice dear, adults are talking. Onto the next round! We have the, THE GUESSING GAME! Audience members! This is for you!
Schneizel: One of these teams is not like the other, one of these teams is dead!
Charles: It's us!
Schneizel: DAMMIT FATHER.
Charles: SU-
Schneizel: YES, SUCK IT. I get it, you've been saying that for the whole damn show!
Charles: That's not what I was going to say.
Schneizel: Then what were you going to say?
Charles: SCHNEIZEL! WHAT DOES THE SCOREBOARD SAY ABOUT THEY'RE POWER LEVEL?
Schneizel: Power level? Do you mean score? It's 9001.
Charles: IT'S OVER NINE-THOU-!!!!
Loli: Overused meme is overused.
Everybody:
Gino: ... does anyone know who that was?
Everyone: ...
Nunally: What happened?
Schneizel: Nothing dear, I'll buy you a pony later.
Nunally: But I can't ride-
Schneizel: Let's try this again!
Schneizel: One of these is not like the other, one of these teams is dead.
Euphemia: It's us.
Everyone: SDLFKNWELFKNLSDKNFS
Xing Ke: LOLIS AND MINORITIES FIRST.
Gino: But they felt so real!!
Schneizel: Excuse me, what do you mean, "they felt so real?"
Gino: *stares at* ... *grabby motion*
Schneizel: WHAT!? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT WITH MY SISTER!
Gino: Your brother.
Schneizel: MY BRO- *stupor*
Gino: your highness? Your highness?
Nunally: What...? What happened?
Euphemia: Hello Nunally-chan.
Nunally: ... Nii-san? Is that you?
Euphemia: Yes.
Nunally: Did your voice get deeper?
Euphemia: Yes
N: Nii-san...Where are we going?
Pedo-E: We're going for ice cream~!
Charles: NUNALLY, YOUR RAPE WHISTLE.
Xing Ke: RCMP! FREEZE!
Euphemia: RCMP?
Xing Ke: ROYAL CHINESE MOUNTED POLICE!
Euphemia: Aren't you a--
Xing Ke: SHUT UP! IM POOR AND I NEED THE MONEY! NOW GET ON THE GROUND MAAM!
Gino: SIR!
Xing Ke: Oh. Right. GET DOWN SIR- *stupor*
Euphemia: Eupheman....AWAY~!
Xing Ke: HALT YOU DAMN FUTA!!! *chases*
Nunally: Nii-san?
Xing Ke: Oh crap oh crap oh crap!
Charles: SUCK IT TREBEK!
Schneizel: God Damn it Dad!
Lelouch: I told him he was too big