SONIC DOESN'T NEED YOUR MONEY! A Funny Sonic Frontiers Micro-Review (Half a Conversation)
Comedic Sonic Frontiers Review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.
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Transcript:Sonic Frontiers. Or, to give it its full name: Sonic’s continued quest for relevancy episode number—
What popular genre can the rat try next that hasn’t been done to death before? Well, apparently the same thing everybody else is doing, ie, Breath of the Wild but not as good. Hahahahaha try more fail more, right? And—wait, the Sonic franchise has passed a billion sales? Well, apparently I just don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about. Carry on. Obviously, I was wrong and whatever you’re doing is working for you. Sonic Frontiers. Buy it or not because this motherfucker doesn’t even need your money.