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The Elder Scrolls: Arena (1994)

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waddup im back from trip crazy how it was only 3 days since cheese that trip felt like years basically my dad wanted me to transport his van from san diego to good ol colorado which is about a 16 hour drive so after skiing we went to the airport and flew on the late ass 10pm flight and landed we stayed the night in this dingy 2 star motel and while trying to sleep this loud ass car with no muffler started making a racket and tripped up a ton of car alarms maybe it was a popping noise from the engine or maybe we were actually just in the hood but i swear i head a gunshot in the morning while walking out to wait for our uber to get to the van this old black dude leaves the motel holding a blunt and walking the tinest dog ive ever seen he walks by and says "morning" and then watches as his dog pisses on the fire hydrant which summed up the california experence pretty well for me that shit was actually GTA 5 im not even kidding i felt like i was in the game it looked IDENTICAL even the people looked like gta npcs the roads would curve all around all over eachother and have traffic there was buildings absolutely everywhere cause it was so crowded i dont think ive ever really seen cali so it was unique to see such a packed place even though its just san deigo and not la or something we ate at this great breakfast place called snoozes and hit the road on the way to denver you pass by las vegas so we took a stop and oh my god is the city definitely a gambling capitol there was strip club ads and WIN BIG ads and i saw a cart with fansly qr codes all over and a suspisious van with a qr code leading to an escort ordering website that was definitely legit we saw that giant sphere screen thing and went to omega mart which if you dont know what that is its a thing i was watching about on youtube its kind of this immersive art gallery type thing its like travelling inside a painting i guess i cant explain it youd have to look it up whats funny is that right next to all the weird products like "what is butter?" "this is definitely not butter (who told you this is butter)" and a can of "gender fluid" there is liquid death which is hilarious to me because its the only real product there which implies that liquid death is just weird enough on its own right to belong there my dad booked a hotel that you had to be 21 to stay at (why is that a law ffs) so last minute we went to this other motel which was closed so i went back to the van and called them and they picked up and opened up and honestly the motel was really good actually and really cheap we travelled through zyon national park which was gorgeous we had to get back today quick cause we both have class tomorrow so today was only really just driving i have to say utah is so beautiful its like the opposite of las vegas lmao anyways on the way back i blew a speedtrap tragically and the cop comes up to me not at all interested in me going 90 on an 80 (lol who cares) and informs me that the van we are drivings registration expired 9 years ago in 2016 so this cop was telling me he should impound the vehicle but he wasnt going to do that presumably because wed be stranded on i70 in the middle of utah 70 miles from the nearest town let me tell you im going to have a word with my father because that meant that shit went on MY record im not paying shit for fines if theres points on my record im getting it moved to my dads and ill do it in court if i have to you dont know my dad but if you do this is the most characteristic thing ever for him lmao thats the trip good night gamers if you have enough money just get your homies and drive to some place its so much fun

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