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The Elder Scrolls: Arena (1994)

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yesterday was so hectic i just straight up forgot to make a video my moms boyfriend invited me to go mountain biking and since it was my first time im like "im gonna get my leg scraped and turn into a meat crayon" and near the end i got my leg scraped and turned into a meat crayon my right thigh hurts but its not deep so its not bad at all mountain biking was very fun the trail was deadly tho like deadass if i made a single mistake i was going to fly off a 20 mile cliff or get turned into red mist on a wall of spikey boulders the open wound sticks to clothes and my bedsheets leaving a mark of residue on them and forcing me to peel the fabric off my mysteriously sticky wound i would rate this at one of the top 10 injuries ive had though while nothing could ever beat the blistering sunburns i got at the lake that one time or that time i fell off a bouncy castle or perhaps when my brother threw a remote at my forehead when we were young and i had to get stitches i think i should make a list somewhere of inane injuries ive gotten over the years one time a large wooden thing fell on my toe while me and my brother were playing tag and obbliterated my toenail that was a good one never broken a bone though and i dont plan on it i drink lots of milk i have plenty of calcium i drink a glass of milk everynight it is a ritual i conduct that i cannot break away from itll be like 2am and ill realize i forgot my glass of milk and ill get out of bed on a school night and make myself one because if i dont have my night milk i will DIE

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