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unannouced departure i had to head out to the middle of nowhere to get skiing at wolf creek on the road trip we stopped of at a sonic and what came next was the most absurd fast food experience in my entire life those stupid screen things you have to fight against to order food wasnt working and so i sat there for like 834732094 hours waiting on the fuckin person to come up and let me order food little did i know their "headsets all broke" so we had to order and wait at the window so after an eternity we get there and this guy this fucking guy was like "you jeremy" while handing someone elses food to me i tell him im not jeremy and start ordering and before im done this guy runs off to make my shit my business associate did not have time to order thats the first moron moment second is when he gave me my stuff i said TWICE i wanted the milkshake but because he was a retard he kept trying to give me a coke he did this again and i got my milkshake and ordered for my business associate she orders a 6 inch hotdog and they make her a 12 inch one i was not paying for the extra inches she did not want but the other guy who was definitely as equally high as the first one who gave us the hotdog simply did not ask us for the bill they were like "alright bye" so guess what instead of asking for the proper thing the 6 inch i left and i left with all my free food so that was an experience never going to sonic ever again unless dumb and dumber are piloting and too stupid to actually charge me we get up and haul over to wolf creek and it was so peak we started the season with wolf creek and we ended it with wolf creek this one really steep mountain face off the main chairlift was so scary at the start of the season and now it was like a bunny hill we got really good at skiing on one of the chairlifts my mom calls me and i facetime her to show her how cool the mountain is anyways she informs me im going to get arrested if i dont pay a ticket from utah that episode was a hundred cheeses ago or so basically i was delivering a van from cali for my dad for money and his registration expired in 2015 this ticket went on MY record because i was driving my dad said he fixed it he clearly did not so im going to do what i do with all my government notices and remind my parents its all their fault and make them deal with it if i get arrested and get a mugshot and all that it will be an unbeatable cheese description ill tell you that one and even better it would be great for my rice purity test resume since getting arrested and all that gets you like 5 points this guy thought i scraped his massive truck with the wheels and all that it was the rubber part of my pole mfer came out there like homelander tryna kill me bro he was also a solo cause he had no friends i guess my hair itches so bad right now my body is a machine that turns my head into pure dandruff