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ok im back from canada it was beautiful i have to say shoutout public transportation because im not old enough to rent a car and neither is my business associate we were just taking the bus everywhere so we stayed at this hotel in whistler village in the mountains above vancouver the hotel elevator was broken so it took 500000 hours every single time for the elevator to get anywhere and it was very infuriating also for some reason when we got there the toilet was clogged and the the next day after i complained and they fixed it i dropped such a massive log the toilet clogged again also my business associate dropped a glass cup and shattered it everywhere i bet room service wanted to euthanize us since the legal drinking age is 19 in british columbia we bough like 14 fireball shots and would drink those and wander around town after skiing and look at all the shops except these canadians are so lazy bro everything only opens at like 8am a breakfast place should be open at 7am MINIMUM so it was hard to get on the mountain we skied 3 days they were all pow days and there was fog at the base of the mountain which was annoying but whatever cause the snow was phenominal at blackcomb was this double black on the face of a mountain with the thickest powder that just kept going and going it was beautiful since the altitude there is roughly same as where i live i was not panting like a dog like in the rockies i was breathing fine i felt like a god being able to handle the altitude like its nothing this one time we were going through some trees and this spot was not a good idea at one point my ski got stuck into a tree branch and did a full 180 degree rotation slamming me into the ground next to her like some cartoon shit and later we got stuck at this maybe 7 foot drop with rocks that we couldnt ski down so she tried slowly sliding down the hill and failed this horribly she slipped and then did this hilarious starfish-shaped slide across the snow after sliding down the side and it was the funniest thing ever there is this gondola that crosses the valley its 1.8 miles long i think and is sick its called peak to peak there is this massage place thats 90$ for 1.5 hrs and thats an absolute STEAL i booked that for us immediately cause after skiing that shit was glorious id pay 90$ for just 1hr because thats a steal we wandered around vancouver for our last day we say this place called the capilano suspension bridges its in this rainforest area over a minecraft looking ravine with a river through it she had a camera and spent like 50 hours trying to get a good photo of this duck there was some stores in vancouver we say i bough this nessa psa 10 pokemon card cause it was funny i got home this morning then played fortnite with gang