SSBB - Olimar the Cheap Wimp (Olimar (MKDH) VS Bowser * 3 (3 L9 CPUs))

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Published on September 5, 2009 12:14:46 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_WiTyBERPo

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Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008)

Duration: 6:16

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The attack on the Brawl front is continuing, unable to expect the Master Knight back from his absence in handling the Hyphy Movement, the San Francisco Bay Area residents who prove that it doesn't deserve to be called the "Yay Area", the shallow girls who would say "wanna suck my pee" just to mock him, and the Oakland rioters. Suddenly, 3 of the Hyphy Movement's chauvinists get through and start attacking the Pikmin. Olimar jumps into action and gathers surviving Pikmin. He stays around knowing if he doesn't keep them busy, the Pikmin will be wiped out. This is going to be a Pikmin bloodbath either way....

(I'm actually knowingly doing the Bowser challenge this time. Here are the rules for it in case you didn't catch on:
1) Fight 3 Level 9 Bowsers, all on the same team with 3 stock.
2) You can be any character you want
3) Friendly Fire: OFF
4) Items: OFF
5) Stage: Battlefield
6) Time(this is a MUST): 8mins
7) You MUST beat all 3 Bowsers, this isn't about surviving the 8 minutes.
8) NO HAX)

(Of course, I also wanted to make a point about Olimar's overboard ground game causing him to have a moderate at best air game and that tether recovery weakness, IE he's what I call a Cheap Wimp. (Look up the YKTTW on TVTropes. In fact, Oli is the Most Triumphant Example.) Of course, here, Olimar is definitely outgunned due to the Bowsers having what is supposed to be good ground game in addition to not dying early at all; and he'll be easy to constantly harass so that he can't pluck more Pikmin easily at all. Ness at least has an air game to gut Bowser with. Oh right. Ness also has more, and better at that, continuous hitbox attacks.)

(Still, taking down the 3 Bowsers pretty much head-on with one of the last characters you'd expect to do so would prove my point that Olimar is at the very least scarily close to broken. Granted, I got lucky when one of the Bowsers died early and ended up out of the match early as a result, but really, let's sing "the song" again:)

If I had ROB's defense I could actually survive Olimar's fury, but
No matter how many times, no matter how many times
Olimar will not be defeated
No matter how many times, I just can't pierce his ranged melee strikes
I strike from the air, but I just get hit by the Pikmin Chain
I even fake him out, but it gets punished by his ranged grab
My plan to win the next round is to find a way to knock him off stage and gimp him

(And remember: PEACH CAN'T BEAT OLIMAR!)

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