Stapling Bread to Trees [Official Music Video]
898It's the whole wheat equivalent to crack cocaine. It's stapling bread to trees. Inspired by r/BreadStapledToTrees on Reddit.
Behind the scenes: https://youtu.be/cMMz8GlCtWY
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Hollis - Director, Co-Producer, Arranger
Dancers - Gio, Kyle, Bee, and Sean
Second Verse/Additional Footage - Magenta Squash: http://youtube.com/channel/UCQrrVVps9XlOeftIR0XhKuQ
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~Music~
"Stapling Bread to Trees"
An original Hollis and Xemptful arrangement
[Istrumental mix by Isaac Mauldin]
Lyrics:
I’ve got something to share, and I can’t shut up!
This trend has got me feeling all sorts of messed up.
No it isn’t dumb like area fifty-one,
It’s stapling bread to trees so come join the fun
“It’s the whole wheat equivalent to crack cocaine.”
...and once it starts it melts your troubles away.
You’ll be enlightened and a little turned on,
try it yourself and we’ll all get along!
Stapling bread to trees is really fun to do
Me and you
Can save the universe
Stapling bread to trees is really fun to do
You and me
And sometimes this dude
Hey guys, magenta squash here coming from the woods,
I try to come out here and every time I do
I make sure to staple at least one piece of bread
That was really good my mind feels cleansed
I’ve gotten pretty into bread foraging
I’m getting hungry so I’ll show you how I do it.
(Wow)
Ooh that slice looks pretty good.
(Chomp) (Delicious)
So this was fun but I have to be home
I’m heading back but thanks for watching.
Stapling bread to trees is what we want to do
Me and you
Are the future
Stapling bread to trees is what we need to do
You and me
And also dinosaurs
Je chante avec le pain parce qu’il est très amusant
(I sing with the bread because it is very fun to do)
Et dans ma vie
(and in my life)
Je mange du pain pour tous mes repas
(I eat bread for every meal)
Je suis comme mon père
(I am like my father)
Parce que j’adore les baguettes plus que ma mere
(because I love baguettes more than my mother)
Et quand j'étais petit
(and when I was little)
Je me suis cassé les bras avec une baguette, tous les semains.
(I broke my arms with a baguette every week)
Pourquoi dis-tu?
(Why, you say?)
Je dis 'pourquoi pas'
(I say 'why not?')
Je te dis aussi
(I also tell you)
Why is bread in Franch pain?
Stapling bread to trees is what we’re gonna do
Me and you
All come together now
Stapling bread to trees is what we have to do
You and me
They won’t let us stop
Stapling bread to trees is what we’re told to do
Me and you
I think I’m gonna die
Stapling bread to trees is what we’re forced to do
You and me
Until we’re done here
Until we go home
Until the cops come
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