Star Trek Online - Part 5 - Bug Hunting & Romulan Aggressive Negotiations
There's something Captain Facepuncher's father used to tell him while they watched the moons of Tellar Prime crest the horizon at night. He would say, "the only good bug is a dead bug". The young boy didn't understand this. As a fully grown Tellarite, and a full fledged Admiral in Starfleet, he thinks his father's thinking was very backwards. Facepuncher has been tasked to handle a Tholian situation, and he hopes for a peaceful resolution.
Or truthfully, any resolution at all, as it's possible he won't ever figure out how to complete the damned mission. But he will blast a lot of bugs in the face. Not out of vengeance or misplaced prejudice, but because they won't stop shooting him in the butt while he's scanning stuff.
Then those damned Romulan Star Empire psychos are up to shenanigans again. Possibly evil shenanigans. I don't know. A lot showed up and I blasted a fleet... seemingly in the name of peace.
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