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Baldur's Gate (1998)

Duration: 51:17

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Today's sports scores: grown men refuse to play with balls until they are offered more millions of dollars to play with them, the Yankees continue to be hated by everyone who is not a Yankee fan, hockey is just fun to watch (this is a trend which is expected to continue on into the foreseeable future), and a man in Bristol managed to get all the way to 107 in keep-upsies, but nobody was around to watch, so this feat went unreported. Tomorrow, millions of sports fans are expected to put too much emphasis on whether or not "their team" wins or loses despite owning no stakes in the team whatsoever and generally being unaware of the fact that if the owners could get an extra 5 cents per hot dog by moving the team to Albuquerque, they'd do it in a minute. Also, in actual sports news, Barkevious Mingo continues to be an actual professional athlete in spite of his parents' obvious attempts to hinder any success in life by giving him an absolute joke of a name.