Super Mario World Lyrical Medley
By Marcus Yamamoto, Hydain, & Adam P.D.
(Ground)
Yoshi and Mario, 2 best friends forever
He tells me where to go
Yoshi and Mario
Apples colored red
They're his favorite flavor!
And no he’s not punching his head, because you’re fucking retarded
He can’t jump that far
This hole’s really big!
Wait, where you going?
He just jumped off!
Yoshi left behind
Discarded at the goal
Turns out that Mario, is an asshole
(Underground)
Inside the dome, the creatures roam.
They crawl upside down and all around.
Where do I go in this dark abyss?
Will I even make it out or will I fall to my doom?
(Underwater)
As I swim in the sea, I dream flying Yoshi’s breathing fireballs that shines as bright as the stars.
Fishes with goggles, they are swimming so peaceful. And Coins that glimmer below, what a sight to be seen.
Will I make it to the finish line, or will I be stuck in this pipe dream?
I guess I’ll go back, swimming in the blue sea.
(Desert)
Yoshi and Mario treading in the hot desert, he tells me where to go Yoshi and Mario
There are no apples because they’re all dried up, and no he’s not punching his head because it’s all just a mirage.
He can’t jump that far this holes really big.
Wait where you going, he just jumped off.
Yoshi drowned in quicksand, discarded at the goal.
Mario why did you even do that?
(Snow)
Yoshi, Mario, two best friends forever. He tells me where to go, Yoshi & Mario
Apples frosted white, they’re his favorite flavor and no he’s not punching his head because you need reading glasses.
He can’t jump that far this holes really big.
Wait where you going, he just jumped off.
Yoshi froze to death, discarded at the goal.
Turns out that Mario is a monster!
(Sky)
Hey Bowser, you’re such a stubborn asshole.
Why won’t you give up on the beautiful Princess Peach.
Well Mr Video, I regret to say it’s not happening.
I am her one true love, and we’re destined together.
Will the both of you please stop this nonsense.
Can’t you see yourself in the mirror.
You don’t have to say it in such a harsh way.
We men always compete with our hearts.
My sweetest peach girl, I’ve always been in love with you!
If you can’t accept that, Then I’ll kidnap you again.
I’ll always rescue you through trials and trials of platforming.
However, it seems that I cannot win your heart.
For the love of mushrooms, please cut this out you two.
Are you even listening to me at all?
Tsundere Girls are always charming.
We men always compete with our hearts.
(Forest)
Yoshis, yoshis love to eat berries (x2)
Welcome to the woods of the Goombuds
Yoshis, yoshis love to eat berries.
Try not to get lost in the Forest.
Yoshis, yoshis love to eat berries.
Will I make it in the right direction or will I go around in circles.
Yoshis, yoshis love to eat berries (x2)
(Ghost House)
Welcome Mario to our big ghost House
You will be trapped in here for an eternity
You cannot escape because you’re in a maze
(Airship)
All hail the koopa King, the skies are his now.
Do not defy him, or you will pay!
Cannon balls, bullet bills, & bob ombs with parachutes
Full speed ahead to domination
This airship will not sink to the depths of the ocean.
(Castle)
Welcome (x2)
Welcome to castle of the koopa King
Looking gloom (x2)
Your life is at stake with our Bobby traps
Turn back (x4)
Turn back this instant
You’ll never reach the end, you’ll be trapped in our giant dungeon
your little vacation will become your new nightmare
There is nothing you can do but fall into your doom
No Yoshi to help you, as the skewer goes BOOM