Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - Palutena's Guidance - Mewtwo(?)
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Well, it looks like not even Palutena's divine guidance knows too much about this strange thing called Downloadable Content.
"I have no idea who this guy is. Pit, you must be careful!" Palutena warned. Pit nodded.
Chris stared deadpan at Mewtwo, who was simply standing idly by with crossed arms and a dull expression. The teen turned back to the divine beings. "You are seriously kidding, are you not? You knew a while ago who his name was."
Palutena rubbed her chin in thought. "I'm not kidding. I'm coming at a big blank when I try to find out who he is," he said.
"Unknown foes just make the deadliest of foes! I can't let this unknown cat person defeat me!" Pit said.
"...Mewtwo? The Genetic Pokémon? Said to be the ultimate Pokémon in existence?" Chris tried to get the point across. "An uber who's banned from competitive matches online? Can Mega Evolve in two different forms just like over rated Charizard? A clone of Mew?"
Palutena smiled. "Ah, so that is how this Mewtwo got in. He is a literal clone, and we support those like Pittoo," she said, all of them ignoring an indignant faraway scream from Dark Pit.
Chris sighed. "No, that's not even a topic I wanted to bring up. You two seriously must not be joking here," he said.
"...Nope! Can't think of anyone named Mewtwo," Pit said after some serious thought.
"He was in the Melee days! He's technically impossible to forget!" Chris argued. "He was known for being an unreliable fighter with a big body and light weight that made it easy to knock away from any angle. His attacks didn't give a lot of launch capacity and he was floaty as hell. Good thing they fixed some of the most important issues he had... Uh, no offense, Mewtwo," the teen said. Mewtwo frowned.
"I thiiiiink I remember him... What about you, Palutena?" Viridi asked.
The goddess chuckled. "Sorry, Viridi. I'm afraid I don't know what these Melee days mean. I only got in in the Brawl Months and even then my appearance was really brief," she said.
"The Brawl Months were my grand debut. Ahh, I can't forget how I helped Mario beat up Link and his super best friend Yoshi that one time... Huh, there's some irony in that memory," Pit fondly remembered.
"Whatever the case is, we shall confront this Mewtwo guy with an empty head... It's true what they say, though. Ignorance is divine bliss," Palutena wisely(?) said.
The two divine beings kept looking confused at the newcomer while Viridi buried her face on one hand. Turning back to Mewtwo, Chris said, "Let me guess. You're not even going to try to make them remember who you are."
"It is a futile endeavor I will not pursue and I frankly do not even care in the slightest," Mewtwo said before staring down at Chris. "Why must you continue to put up with them?"
"The highers ups told me that leaving those two unsupervised was like leaving a nuclear bomb unchecked...and don't even start on Viridi. She's mean."
"I pity you... A lot."
The teen buried his face. "Everyone does," he said.
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