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Dino Crisis 2 (2000)

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Review

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What has Prime Evil, Barney and Denver the Dinosaur got in common? If your answer is that they are all dinosaurs, you would be wrong. They are in fact all extinct and pale imitations of that bloke Michael Crichton’s novel and movie Jurassic Park which starred that bloke from the Fly and We have a T Rex , Ill steal your Champers Richard Attenborough. Yes indeed, ever since Jurassic Park, the world his wife and even their 90 year old grandmothers have been trying to jump on the Dino bandwagon and create new shows and media that try to capture the feeling of actually being in the same room as one. Unfortunately apart from Spielberg no one has really been able to make it apart from that one episode of Neighbours when Mrs Mangle fell off a ladder only to be eaten by a TRex and then turned up mysteriously two weeks later with Helen Highlander Daniels knitting bobble head hats for bouncer.
However, help may now be at hand because Capcom having successfully dipped their twinkly toes into the world of Dinosaurs in their smash hit PS1 game Dino Crisis, those crazy blokes and birds have done it again with a sequel called Imaginatively erm Dino Crisis 2. Yes they have promised more blokes, birds, dinosaurs, puzzles and guns, lots and lots of guns. Ooh guns guns guns. Come on Sal, the Tigers are playing tonight. I never miss a game.
Once again, those scientist boffins have been meddling with time travel and now they have been propelled back in time faster than an eighties retro festival, This time however, everything and everyone from the past has gone smack bang into the Jurassic period with a plethora of hungry Dinosaurs who are looking to feast on anyone who dares listen to Culture Club.

So with this impending doom, who ya gonna call, well we have my new wife Red headed Regina who makes a mean mince pie and some bloke called Dylan (No not that Dylan). Our heroes have been sent back to rescue any survivors and must survive a multitude of Dino attacks and also try to prevent Cliff Richard from ever releasing Mistletoe and Wine. Personally I’m a Wired for Sound fan myself. So open the door get on the floor cos it’s time to shamelessly rip off Was Not Was and check out Dino Crisis 2.

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