Game:

Team Fortress 2 (2007)

Duration: 4:44

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Demoman goes to sleep for the night, glad to finally kick his feet up and rest his mind for once. After a long day of mercilessly slaughtering people of the opposite color, he's grateful he can finally chill. Demoman drifts away into a deep sleep filled with delightful memories of his past. Dreaming of things he longs for but just can't have because its impossible to go back in time. Only forward. He dreams of his distant friend Guava, wondering what the nocturnal madman is currently up too, and curious if he's doing good for himself. He was not. Guava was in a bit of a tough bind, but through the power of God, he was freed from his shackles and transcends into reality just as Demoman wakes up from it all. Struck with sweat and cold shakes he decides some of the morning air will level his mind, and it sure does. The Demo sleeps once more, restless for his full 8 hours. Flashes of God himself haunt Demo's mind, almost as if he's guilty of something, but what? Maybe Demo has yet to move on with something. Odd, since Demo is quite the mature man, but only God knows. Demoman dreams of fun times once more, but begins to get more than he bargained for; He sees into a parallel timeline. A different existence of himself as the Immortal Black, Baptiste the Messiah. It was brief, but he swears he sees something he truly longed for before shifting his persona as Lucio DJ Queen, the sensational rap dubstep abomination hellbent on bullying fat people.

Demoman receives calls beyond his comprehension, requesting him to awaken as he has seen far too much and his mind may be compromised and insanity is a product. Though Demo is fearless; Demo continues on to see more of it all and eventually begins to feel rather homesick. Longing for past memories of the glory days in Mario Kart, Bronyville, and classic TF2 maps. This is impossible, as present-day is littered with racist mongrels, bots, mechanical overlords, and unbalanced pointless weaponry. Demoman will finally awaken from his Astral Journey, and say goodbye to who he was. Leave the past behind, but never forget it. Grow from it. Be a better person.

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