| 2022-08-24 | Chat gonna be falling for Shawns tricks |
| 2022-08-23 | Shawn Unga Bonga until we can stand no longer |
| 2022-08-22 | Come & Join the Cult of Shawn, please remove your Shoes before entering! |
| 2022-08-21 | Zombie no eating us! ... Fine death it is! We tried Ash |
| 2022-08-20 | Sneak snake, sneaky snake, oops I mean sneaky huuman |
| 2022-08-19 | Killers don't want to date anymore ..... RUN HUUMANS! |
| 2022-08-19 | Trapped on Mysterious Island with Skilled Killers |
| 2022-08-18 | AI uprising sponsored by corporate greed, well at least the Alien is dead right! ...... Right? |
| 2022-08-17 | Hopefully Shawn isn't Left for Dead |
| 2022-08-16 | Please form an orderly line, we will Unga your Bunga in due time! |
| 2022-08-13 | The Alien is trying to eat us, HELP! Shawn isn't for eating |
| 2022-08-12 | Meat waiting to be hung out to dry! |
| 2022-06-28 | Shawn disguises himself as great warrior, in search of Elden Ring |
| 2022-06-27 | Returning too not suspicous farm to do not suspicous things |
| 2022-06-25 | The Masquerade is calling Shawn, we need to acquire new face coverings |
| 2022-06-24 | Shawn returns to the Masquerade |
| 2022-06-23 | Shawn has been invited to the Masquerade |
| 2022-06-22 | Return to Elden Ring |
| 2022-06-22 | Shawn tries to climb the final pyramid, will chat be kind 16622 Immortal Redneck Jackbox |
| 2022-06-20 | Crops Grow, Fish Swim, Minerals are eaten by Abigail 14622 Stardew |
| 2022-06-19 | Shawn joins food squad for halo 3, we try to avoid Lilies wrath 13622 halo 3 |
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