The Bedtime Story
2Stylized after classic 1910s-1920s silent films, the bedtime story takes place in the home and mind of a 34 year old who is caught between "I should most definitely not be doing crap like this" and "You only live once and I fear nothing after being an idiot in my twenties".
Well friends, although many of you are willing and able to tell your pets that they are adopted, I cannot lie to my sons and have to tell them about the time I gave birth to them.. It was October. Present Day. 1911. The Walnuts were mocking an automobile about the cost of a carriage ride into the city of Willomia. The birds sang songs of the muskets and the world was recovering from the storybrook forest fires.
Life was wild. As I was riding my horse through a pasture the gorillas in a rainbow started infantilizing the steak knives. Stunted by the expeditious contacts from Kiev, Jonny and Jemi walk endlessly through the tick-laden beaches of the Antarctic.
Anyway, I don't want to give away the ending so I will just let you guys find things out for yourselves in the movie.
Thanks for the one person who read this. I am sorry.
No real need to worry about the state of mind of myself or the safety of my cats. I am strange, but strange is a good thing when it comes to cats and pet care and frankly... I don't care. We're all in this together. No one makes it out. C'est la Vie.
Thank you all for 750 subscribers. I know that I only really got that for the cats and the shorts and the consistency and probably because you guys are too nice to unsub.. I appreciate that. Thank you guys so much!
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