The Block Battle (Track 1)
0Lyrics generated with ChatGPT by OpenAI. Music generated using Suno AI. This is a parody/comedy work and not affiliated with any real artist. Lyrics: Yo, I'm spawnin’ in fresh, got diamonds and flair,
Then The Rock logs on, like “You buildin’ in there?”
He starts stackin' blocks with a serious face,
What’s he buildin’? A throne? Nah — a toilet the size of space.
Porcelain palace with a platinum seat,
Had plungers for towers, and pipes in the street.
I couldn’t resist, so I dropped some TNT,
Blew up his bowl — now he comin’ for me!
"You messed with my crapper?! You crossin’ the line!"
That was my masterpiece, man, flushin’ design!
Grabbed him by the collar, threw him through a pane,
We both landed mid-air — straight onto a plane.
Mid-flight brawl, turbulence wild,
Punches in the aisle, this ain’t first class style.
Then the pilot spun ‘round, mayo gun cocked,
Screamin’ “No fights on board!” as the nozzle unlocked.
(Eminem): “Yo, Rock, team up? We need to survive!”
(Rock): “Fine, let’s squirt this dude outta the sky!”
Duck, dip, dodge, then a synchronized boot,
Sent the mayo man flyin’—right down the chute.
He plummeted fast, no parachute grace,
And landed perfectly… in the toilet’s place.
Yeah, the very same bowl from the Rock’s big plan,
Still sittin’ in ruins, buried in sand.
(Grug):
GRUG BUILD NOTHING. GRUG ONLY DESTROY.
GRUG SMASH BLOCK LIKE LITTLE TOY!
GRUG RAP NOW. GRUG DROP HOT BEAT.
GRUG STEP IN ROOM — FLOOR TURN TO HEAT!
GRUG INVENT DROP-KICK — RHYME WITH GRUG!
GRUG HIT YOU HARD, THEN GRUG GIVE HUG.
THEN GRUG EAT BEANS. OH NO. HERE STORM…
BBBBBBRRRRRAAAAPPP — APARTMENT TRANSFORM!
“Yo, the walls just cracked from a Grug-style blast.”
“We survived a plane — but not Grug’s gas.
ME KING OF CHAOS. ME FART. ME RULE.
BLOCK WARS OVER — FLUSHED OUTTA SCHOOL.
FLUSHHHHHHHHHHH