"The Cat in the Hat (2003) - Movie Review/RANT
Mike Myers stars in the title role as the mischievous feline with the red-and-white striped magical stovepipe hat, a film adaptation (and abomination) of the beloved Dr. Seuss book. The Cat stirs up mischief wherever he goes, especially for Conrad and Sally Walden, (Spencer Breslin and Dakota Fanning) two children who are home alone with their pet fish. With nothing to do, Conrad begins to mess-up the house by riding a board down the stairs. Their single mom (Kelly Preston 1962 - 2020) is having the company party that night, and the house must be neat and clean or her germ-o-phobic boss (Sean Hayes) will fire her. She orders the children not to take one step into the living room. Of course, when the Cat arrives, he is part of a wrecking crew that destroys the house. I'm pretty sure you know what happens at the end, right? Honestly, why bother watching this piece of cat feces anyways? If you see an available physical copy of this crap on DVD or Blu-ray, BURN IT AT THE STAKE!! Or if you see this movie streaming somewhere on Netflix or if it's on Digital HD for you to purchase, AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS!! It's just not worth your time and your hard-earned money. Watch the animated versions instead.
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