The Hardcore Retro God (Review #86 - Surf Ninjas)
2First and foremost... words cannot, CANNOT EXPRESS the immense deal of regret surrounding the timing of this long-awaited SEASON 8 PREMIERE... but why leave this milestone on the damn back-burner any longer, right?
"Kwantzu, dudes!!" Who could forget that quote, not to mention the actual film from which it originated, let alone what we're looking at?! Based on the 1993 New Line Cinema action-comedy film bearing the same title, SURF NINJAS - revolves around 2 young LA surfers Johnny & Adam McQuinn (Ernie Reyes Jr. & Nicolas Cowan), who eventually find out that they are crown princes of Patusan, a coastal Asian kingdom (which is Thailand in reality), thereby reluctantly following their destinies - with the help of Zatch (portrayed by Ernie Reyes SR., JR.'s real-life dad), Iggy (a pre-SNL Rob Schneider) and Lieutenant Spence (Tone Loc) - the latter 2 of which aren't featured within - to dethrone the dark and devious Colonel Chi (portrayed by THE LATE, GREAT Leslie Nielsen, and expect to see him A LOT throughout the supporting cutscenes).