The Original Mutant Ninja Turtle = Armored Core
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Legend has it that there was or is a "mutant" a 1/2 breed figure that roamed the lakes of North pond in Upton Ma. This man-thing was said to resemble the most stunningly, beautiful figure the eyes of ladies had ever seen. Though sightings of this beaut of nature were scarce it is believed that once a woman gazed upon his big brown eyes that she would feel a sense of warmth and tingling surge throughout her body leading to a sense of euphoria never exerpeinced before. When reports broke out of this "marvel" at the pond traffic and population made the location a busy tourist attraction. Many would flock and still do today during the spring and summer months in hopes of getting to catch a glimpse of this bodacious, sinewy man basking on the dam under the bright light of the sun. With abdominals resembling the hardest Turtle Shell this 5' 11" wonder of nature became the inspiration for the famed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles further cementing his Legend of the Pond. Even today in this year 2025 rumors circulate in town that this real life "Turtle Man" is still swooning every woman that is blessed enough to lay eyes on his ruggedly handsome and masculinly beautiful physique.
Luckily we have lost footage of this man training his turtle shell with his Armored Core program.
Till next time,
Ghost writer out.