The REAL Reason Waluigi Isn't In Smash (RAP/SONG)

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Published on September 18, 2018 3:24:34 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1hfqirbD8s

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Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018)

Duration: 3:43

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Poor, poor Waluigi. Waaaat did you think of the video? If you enjoyed it then I am very happy!

Want to sing along for some reason? Here are the lyrics!


Waluigi was sad, what could it be?

Wario got in smash, but why not me?

He sighed as he played some super mario bros 3

And he took another sip of his hot chai tea


Whaaat's wrong with me! He said angrily

He just wanted to be part of the smash family

But instead of that, he’s an assist trophy.

Stuck as a sidekick for eternity


It’s not fair, but I guess that's how it is

I’ll just forget about all this smash bro’s biz

Even though daisy somehow made it in

I’m here alone wanting an invitation



The reason waluigi didn’t make it in

Was because of some flaws in his origin

It turns out the L was actually a 7

and it represented the 7 deadly sins!


This was the result of some drunk CEO

who had gotten creative and gone with the flow

of the demonic possession that had taken over him

and thus Waluigi was born from their evil within



But Reggie didn’t like that being a good christian man,

and by 2000 had stepped up and changed the plans.

This little mistake has stayed in the shadows since then

but it still stopped waluigi from joining in


So nothing could be done, for our great purple man

A tear he sheds, and wipes it away with his hand.

It’s probably better this way- his rage began to expand

He’s never been the same since his depression began


It’s not fair, but I guess that's how it is

I’ll just forget about all this smash bro’s biz

Even though daisy made it in

I’m here alone wanting an invitation


Sevenuigi was the first prototype

all the way back in 1999

Gluttony Greed Sloth Lust Envy and Pride

Made it so there was no way for him to get inside


"OK that’s it, I may have done those things

And these temptations are quite, quite frustrating

I can’t take it anymore, this prejudice really stings

Imma show all of you that this isn’t waa-king!


Nobody was prepared for the aftermath

of not letting waluigi join the roster for smash

No offer of happiness, friendship, love, or cash,

could prevent Waluigi from unleashing his wrath!

*instrumental break while luigi attacks everyone*


*Police car arrives* Waluigi goes to jail


It’s not fair, but I guess that's how it is

I’ll just forget about all this smash bro’s biz

Even though daisy somehow made it in

I’m here alone wanting an invitation

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