The secret to Uber Driver top rating | Wreckfest
438Demolition derby for the 21st century candidate, Wreckfest has departed early access so I'm whipping out my trusty Thrustmaster X-whatever steering wheel/pedal combo and giving it a thrash for your entertainment. Suffice to say, I'm superior as this endeavour.
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Keep reading! This is where I put an easter egg in every video! It definitely isn't exactly the same every single time. No. Secrets are shared below. You should click on all the links to ensure you don't miss the secrets (*).
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(*) - Today's secret: The information you're looking for is, "Neutron Dance" by the Pointer Sisters, as used in the opening of Beverly Hills Cop. It felt appropriate, even if I sacrifice my adsense megabuck from this video to whichever label owns the rights. Can't do the time? Don't do the copyright infringement.