This Potter game is really a POTTY game | Hogwarts Legacy Full Playthrough Review in 2025
9🧙♂️ FULL HOGWARTS LEGACY PLAYTHROUGH REVIEW: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS GAME?! 🗣 ️
⚡ I just spent 50 hours playing Hogwarts Legacy and I have ONE question: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Why is every Harry Potter fan acting like this is the Second Coming of Open World Games when it’s literally just Assassin’s Creed in a robe?! Except now with more Lumos and less historical accuracy.
🏰 In this SCREAMING review of the entire Hogwarts Legacy playthrough, I yell (a lot) about:
the plot (which is basically Harry Potter fanfic but with no Harry)
the combat (Alohomora your way into button-mashing)
the flying mechanics (Quidditch? Never heard of her.)
and the total hypocrisy of Potterheads who cried about canon but now happily Crucio goats in the Forbidden Forest.
🎮 Also, shoutout to the map design for giving me PTSD flashbacks to Ubisoft towers and Assassin’s Creed climbing puzzles, just with more owls and fewer assassinations. You wanted to be a wizard—congrats, you're a stealth rogue in a scarf.
🧠 Do you like checking boxes? Do you like spells that all feel the same after 3 hours? Do you like an RPG with moral choices that don’t matter and characters who speak in side quest riddles? Then THIS is the game for you!
📢 Drop a COMMENT with your house (Ravenclaw gang where you at?) and tell me why I’m wrong so I can pretend to listen while casting Avada Unsubscriba.
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