tired of broken games
201Share if you agree. Don't pre-order. Wait for impressions from real people.
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let me Tell you a Tale, and remember the answers
you gave Ben a chance, but the save file won't transfer
get yourself by with some style and a fandom
but that old Tool, euthanize with a handgun, abandon.
you fired the QA, and you hired the PR
entirely new ways for liars to seem smart
so what the reviews say? we only get 3 stars?
they're going up Tuesday, you'll already be charged
so you ask us to wait, using all of our patience
you didn't run betas to precipiate this
and none of the data can back up your statements
so we treat you like these NPCs, faceless
but face it, every game you takin less risk
reviews still cruise on that 7-10 metric
reading previews well you better be a skeptic
but how bad do U need to BI to botch a game like Tetris
and this ain't nba elite, but it needs some polish please
it seems the servers got unplugged, it's all apologies
but how sorry can you be, with my $64.19
too ambitious? where's the fixes? buy the DLC
you really got balls with that season pass racket
attach that crap and ignore the piece of plastic
snatch that cash before you manufac it
then you issue more patches than a classic punk jacket
and it's still broken, I'm still hopin
that every gamer listing is bill foldin
back into your wallet, and your withholding
when it's gold for a year, and they still coding
and loading the fixes, while asking for nickels
and microtransact every action and pistol
and all that they care is they're hittin this fiscal
deny em the cash till they fix all the pixels
it's simple