Touhou: I'll Never Lose To Cock Trailer (Free Game Download in Description) - Touhou Game Jam 4
220Download the game here: https://chairgtables.itch.io/iwillneverlosetocock
This small indie game was developed for Touhou Fan Game Jam 4 and Redditaisai.
Trailer created by Izzywizzy: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpFpR5KvjhI0iT2ld62K6YQ
The Big Cock is on the loose! But who's gonna come and stop them? Everyone is! But whoever gets the Big Cock first will gain all the pride they desire! Duke it out in this multiplayer platformer bullet hell game with eight broken characters, where everyone dies in one hit! Get yourself even more broken by obtaining the pride pills to get your bullets overpowered. It's time to prove to everyone that you will never lose to cock! This game features special non-canon Touhou characters, such as Mister from a certain Touhou Doujin and Yuuto Ichika from Touhou Hell. For the best experience, please use gamepads.
By the way, Yuuto Ichika is playable once again! Why isn't she the main girl? Well, the game's about cock so it's gonna be about Kutaka Niwatari. Or maybe it should have been Sakuya, but hey Sakuya is there too! But Yuuto Ichika is best girl ever! But even better is that we got Mister here from that Remilia doujin. I wish I put Alice in this game, because Mister whacks people with a shovel and uses his hypnosis powers, just like many Touhou doujins. But you know what's better than Touhou doujins? Some obscure Japanese famicom game called Ninja Jajamaru Kun. This is literally what this game is based off of, except my obsessions for Super Smash Bros. Melee came out again. Never played that Ninja game? Do yourself a favor and play it so you'll cream all over your nostrils.
It’s the Nutshack! (Yo!, Yee, Yee.)
It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?, NUMP: Hoo-ughhh.., RS: Heyy..)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh Yea!, Yeeeah, NUMP: Yah-Yahe)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)
It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!, RS: Rainbow Scout..)
It’s the Nutshack! (Ed: Hey dude, you got dope?, RS: Dude, It's the Nutshack..)
[CHROUS]
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!, *possibly Angel*: You guys my home!)
It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)
It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!, Yeeeah!, RS: It's the Nutshack.., Angel: It's the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hoo-ugh!, Dwayne: Let's get this crackin')
[Verse 1: NUMP]
Phil’s from the Soul, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I.!)
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!, He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s is cool and he's lazy, he’s still learnin’
On the right, Cherry Pie, she's still a virgin (Oooh..)
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)
Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)
Shake it like a seizure!, Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather, Breathe the reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son-sa?
[Chorus] It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)
It's the Nutshack! (Yo!) Hoo-augh!
[Verse 2: NUMP]
Dwayne is a hater, later alligator
Phil is the leader of a masturbators
Thanks to Sanjee, more porn than Ronnie
Jeremy, see? Smelling like 'nani
Oolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-li
Oolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li, olie
Woah-wow, hyphy hypo
NUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo
3030/Sick Wid It exquisite explicit
Angel'll pimp your ride, without Xzibit! (Without Xzibit!)
Ed's got his back, (What?), he run with what he can!
But whatever I do, I do it bigger with Manu! (He's my man!)
[Chorus]
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
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