My 2018 Year in Review as a Rookie Game Developer
105Happy new year! Goodbye 2018, hello 2019! Yes, I allow you to fornicate to any of my game characters, except Yuuto Ichika. She's too pure for that.
If you want to keep up with my development or just me blowing things up, this is my Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChairGTables
If you wanna try out Super Ledgehop: https://store.steampowered.com/app/787070/Super_Ledgehop_Double_Laser/
If for some reason you want to try the class projects, which I suggest not to because they ain't really good, check out my LAME Dimension website: http://www.lamedimension.moe/
I hate programming so much. It's so boring. But I love Yuuto Ichika so I do it anyways. She is my reason for doing indie game development. She is my reason for graduating college. She's the cutest girl ever. I would give her headpats everyday and bake her cookies every night. I would hug her and protect her from all the bullies. Super Ledgehop: Double Laser would have never happened if I never have encountered Yuuto Ichika. If I never found Yuuto, I might have walked off into a dark alley, met up with some junkies, and invented spider crawling bananas that explode upon our command via remote controls. Then I would show this to our country's president and he would say that I'm cool. Then he would finally give me a programming job because I still can't find a programming job and I really want a programming job already because it's my fault for focusing too much on just making games that I really can't program anything else. And then people would be like, CHAIRGTABLES IS THE COOLEST SPIDER BANANA INVENTOR and then I would be given the moon by NASA and I will implant metal legs onto the moon. And the moon would become alive. And then it will be under my command and I will sell the moon to beings to another universe for 6 million yen. And with that, I can finally gather all the smartest programmers in the world and we will do a project where we turn Yuuto Ichika into a real life person. And now, I can finally live the married life that I always dreamed of. All these games like Super Big Bro Quest, Star Azure Bluechouli, Black Hat Phreak, Yuuto Ichika's One Time Wonder, and Super Ledgehop, they will all mean nothing. Once Yuuto is real, I am satisfied with life. Goodbye indie game development. But for now, I will keep doing my best to keep making silly games that will make your cheek bones get distorted from smiling.
Tracks in order:
Megaman X4 - Slash Beast
Eschatos - Point of No Return
Mamorukun Curse - Yokai Disco
Megaman Battle Network 5 - Liberation Mission
Yuuto Ichika's One Time Wonder - Yuuto Lake
Super Ledgehop: Double Laser - Title, Over the Ledge, Getting Closer to the Ledge
The Quarter Game - KOWAI SUGOI DESU
Wingless Seraph
Senses Circuit
Maoudamashii
It’s the Nutshack! (Yo!, Yee, Yee.)
It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?, NUMP: Hoo-ughhh.., RS: Heyy..)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh Yea!, Yeeeah, NUMP: Yah-Yahe)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)
It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!, RS: Rainbow Scout..)
It’s the Nutshack! (Ed: Hey dude, you got dope?, RS: Dude, It's the Nutshack..)
[CHROUS]
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!, *possibly Angel*: You guys my home!)
It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!, RS: It's the Nutshack..)
It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!, Yeeeah!, RS: It's the Nutshack.., Angel: It's the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hoo-ugh!, Dwayne: Let's get this crackin')
[Verse 1: NUMP]
Phil’s from the Soul, Jack’s from the P.I. (P.I.!)
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!, He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack’s is cool and he's lazy, he’s still learnin’
On the right, Cherry Pie, she's still a virgin (Oooh..)
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)
Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her
But it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)
Shake it like a seizure!, Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather, Breathe the reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin’, son-sa?
[Chorus] It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack! It’s the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack! (Yo!)
It's the Nutshack! (Yo!) Hoo-augh!
[Verse 2: NUMP]
Dwayne is a hater, later alligator
Phil is the leader of a masturbators
Thanks to Sanjee, more porn than Ronnie
Jeremy, see? Smelling like 'nani
Oolie oolie ollie ollie, still be true-lie fo-sho-li
Oolie oolie ollie ollie, do the foolie fo-sho-li, olie
Woah-wow, hyphy hypo
NUMP on the track, no, it's not a typo
3030/Sick Wid It exquisite explicit
Angel'll pimp your ride, without Xzibit! (Without Xzibit!)
Ed's got his back, (What?), he run with what he can!
But whatever I do, I do it bigger with Manu! (He's my man!)
[Chorus]
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
It's the Nutshack!
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