Touhou Unconnected Marketeers: Worst Lunatic 1CC in History (Sanae)
15I... Don't even know if I can call this a true Lunatic 1CC. This is probably the worst lunatic 1CC anyone has ever done in the history of Touhou gameplay. This is even worse than doing a Lunatic 1CC with bugged Marisa B in Mountain of Faith.
The only spell card I successfully captured without the use of ability cards or bombs in this ENTIRE RUN was Megumu's final spell card, her EASIEST SPELL. I didn't even successfully capture any of Mike's spells ;v;
I used Sanae because she's the stupid shot type for stupid players like me! She has the lowest damage, but she has homing noodles and exploding froggies, so you can get by most stages very easily with no stage memorization required, because ain't nobody got time for that. She also has a nuke that kills everything in its radius. Which is the whole screen. Hooray for nukes!
To start this run, I used the two most broken starting cards in the game: The vampire fang card and the rice ball card! The vampire fang card deals a stupid amount of damage at close range, and clears the bullets it touches, so if a boss is shooting bullets directly from its hitbox, you won't have to worry about getting hit at all. And with the rice ball card, while the extra power and bomb pieces are great, it's also great for clearing bullets on a low cooldown. If you're cornered, just press C and dash to the side.
I also got very lucky with the ability card selection on stage 2, and purchased the phoenix tail card, which gives you THREE WHOLE LIVES. I also purchased the Sutra of Dharmic Power card on stage 3, which makes Sanae's stupid bomb even stupider, being able to clear most spell cards on its own. An attack-ending ability card and an attack-ending bomb. A bit overkill, don't you think?
So yeah, I just spammed the X and C keys the entire game, and cheesed almost every attack in some way. I also died a LOT.
In conclusion, this is officially the worst lunatic 1CC anyone has ever done, and I apologize for it.
TL;DR: I used broken ability cards and ruined the X button on my keyboard.
00:00 - Stage 1
02:37 - Stage 2
05:34 - Stage 3
09:32 - Stage 4
13:54 - Stage 5
18:45 - Stage 6