'Twas the Fight Before Christmas

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Published on December 22, 2017 5:11:49 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnzrn9VdCFw

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Today, word leaked that a secretive game lab had released 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas': a secretive fighting game which apparently excoriates St. Nick over the horrible working conditions at his toy factories near the north pole. Whether or not the elves themselves have made the game is a matter of some debate. The game certainly paints Santa in a less than flattering light. In fact, he reminds one more of Heihachi from Tekken than anything in a Norman Rockwell painting.

Press representatives for Mr. Claus have suitably decried the "unfair" portrayal the game makes of him and urge no one to play it under any circumstances. They also went on the record as saying that to the best of their abilities, he has never given a piledriver to anyone.

Players are urged to investigate the matter themselves by downloading it from superpillowfight.com. Whether the free game will advance the otherwise helpless plight of Santa's elves is, at this point, anyone's guess.