Very Sharp Pixels |02| Stonekeep [GOG/DosBox]
0The book most certainly did NOT prepare me for this. I cheated and found out where the "very sharp knife" is, or whatever.
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Welcome to Stonekeep, a game forged in the dying embers of the DOS era, where the walls sweat JPEG and every hallway is a bad decision waiting to be quicksaved. Here, magic is grainy, the goblins are moist, and the UI actively resents you. This isn’t nostalgia—it’s archaeological streaming. Come wander a labyrinth where every door opens into the uncanny valley, and every voice line sounds like it was whispered through a fax machine.
We don’t delve for fun—we delve because the mid-'90s promised us immersion and delivered trauma.
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