Volcanoids New Travel Update
243Volcanoids has introduced a new way of travelling under the surface and I'm taking the opportunity to have a first look at the beast. I'm ain't afraid of no volcano, as Ray Parker Jr once said before the script was changed. Drillship to crispy, turbines to speed, it's 106 miles to Chicago, hit it.
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(*) - Today's secret: I've actually been sat on the key to Volcanoids for around 3 months. I really wanted to give it a go but never got around to it. Fascinating, right? I DID NOT SAY THESE WOULD ALL BE AMAZING.
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